As I had to endure these jokes from the Christmas crackers, I figured I’d share them with you.
Q: What did Cinderella say when the chemist lost her photographs?
A: Someday my prints will come.
Q: What does a clock do when it’s hungry?
A: It goes back four seconds.
Q: What lies at the bottom of the sea and shivers?
A: A nervous wreck.
Q: What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Q: What do you call a fly without wings?
Q: Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?
A: Santa Jaws.
Q: What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?
Q: Why do birds fly south in winter?
A: Because it’s too far to walk.
Q: How do you communicate with fish?
A: You drop them a line.
Q: What’s white and goes up?
A: A confused snowflake.
Q: Why can’t the car play football?
A: Because it’s only got one boot.
Q: How do monkeys make toast?
A: Put some bread under the gorilla.
Have a wonderful weekend all.