Friday Funnies 29.12

Dear All,

As I had to endure these jokes from the Christmas crackers, I figured I’d share them with you.

Q: What did Cinderella say when the chemist lost her photographs?
A: Someday my prints will come.

Q: What does a clock do when it’s hungry?
A: It goes back four seconds.

Q: What lies at the bottom of the sea and shivers?
A: A nervous wreck.

Q: What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
A: Dam.

Q: What do you call a fly without wings?
A: Walk.

Q: Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?
A: Santa Jaws.

Q: What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?
A: Doyouthinkhesawus?

Q: Why do birds fly south in winter?
A: Because it’s too far to walk.

Q: How do you communicate with fish?
A: You drop them a line.

Q: What’s white and goes up?
A: A confused snowflake.

Q: Why can’t the car play football?
A: Because it’s only got one boot.

Q: How do monkeys make toast?
A: Put some bread under the gorilla.

Have a wonderful weekend all.